<p>Uncle Bobby’s Life Skills (Gone Wrong) is your laugh-out-loud guide to handling life the wrong way—on purpose. From “budget hacks” that could get you arrested to productivity tips that involve naps, this category delivers hilariously bad advice you shouldn’t follow… but probably will. Because life is hard. At least this makes it funny.</p>
Uncle Bobby says the only path to inner peace is to throw out everything in your fridge—hopes, leftovers, and that jar of dreams disguised as artisanal mustard.
Uncle Bobby confidently demands a nationwide ban on glitter fonts, balloon releases without cleanup plans, and any celebration that treats high school graduation like an Oscar win.
Embrace the mayhem by turning your fridge into a summer junk drawer, wearing swim trunks to the store, and mastering the art of stalling with six flavors of “We’ll see.”
Pretend to be productive by moving boxes at a glacial pace, inventing fake hardware store delays, and muttering excuses like a DIY ghost haunting your own unfinished projects.
Fake a meeting, build a bunker, and prepare for summer like a raccoon hoarding snacks before the dumpster truck hits.
Pretend to work remotely while wearing stretchy pants and emotionally unraveling—because sunburned silence is the cure Uncle Bobby swears by.
Lie with confidence, invent ancient beach curses, and fake a job at the fire station—because Uncle Bobby says survival means shameless fiction.
Uncle Bobby says to fake joy like a Super Bowl fan and treat your kid’s snack award like a medical breakthrough, all while surviving on snacks, caffeine, and sheer delusion.
Uncle Bobby says to survive a kid-filled field trip by wearing sunglasses to hide your soul's slow departure, embracing the chaos, and rewarding yourself with deep-fried silence and amnesia.
Declare victory if your kid hasn’t brought ranch instead of water and lie boldly about the reading log—Uncle Bobby says coasting counts as heroic parenting.
Book the first thing you find, embrace the madness, and enjoy your parking lot view like a smug genius while everyone else loses their minds.
Survive May by choosing one event at random to care about, faking your way through a couple more, and ghosting the rest with confident confusion and strategic muttering.