<p>Uncle Bobby’s Life Skills (Gone Wrong) is your laugh-out-loud guide to handling life the wrong way—on purpose. From “budget hacks” that could get you arrested to productivity tips that involve naps, this category delivers hilariously bad advice you shouldn’t follow… but probably will. Because life is hard. At least this makes it funny.</p>
Fake a jog so your neighbors still think you care about fitness and prepare for the apocalypse of weather with a backup box fan and a damp towel fashion statement.
Let your car become a pollen-covered monument to surrender, call it an eco-wrap, and consider sneezing your new full-body workout routine.
Uncle Bobby says start six home projects at once, finish none, and let your mess scream “handyman mystique” while chaos reigns supreme.
Uncle Bobby says the best way to enjoy boating season is to skip the boat and treat the boat ramp like chaotic theater—just bring snacks, a chair, and judge from a safe distance.
Uncle Bobby swears the only way to fix your smart home is to chuck your Wi-Fi air fryer into the yard and embrace the noble simplicity of clap-on lights and twisty knobs.
If it fits in Tupperware, it's still a meal—so keep eating Easter leftovers until Memorial Day and microwave those stale Peeps like a true festive warrior.
Uncle Bobby recommends hiding chores, gas cards, and mini bottles of bourbon in Easter eggs to turn your hunt into a chaotic life lesson in capitalism and candy-fueled despair.
Let autocorrect run wild and text like a deranged wisdom guru—no one can fight fate, or “lunch cow at noon.”
Store one container of each size, toss the rest in a chaos bin, and embrace dumpster-diving through plastic like a proud kitchen raccoon.
Ditch password managers and just use the exact same absurdly long phrase for every account—until you mess it up once and declare digital bankruptcy.
To truly cancel a subscription, Uncle Bobby recommends faking your own digital death—change emails, claim your card was stolen, and vanish like a soap opera star exiting stage left.
Start every chore, finish none, and call it “productive chaos” so you can appear busy while doing absolutely nothing all day.